a third cartoon...'selfie'

The phenomenon of the ‘selfie’ – typically a suggestive photograph taken of one’s self – has been the bread and butter of the Mail Online in the last year (this and the usual stories about how the French are inflating house prices, and how gays are ruining the memory of Diana).  And there are hoards of bright, young things (largely women, from Kelly Brook to Rihanna, since they can really get the old perverts among Daily Mail readership going) who’s principal concern in life seems to be their appearance.  I am bothered by my wonky nose which I broke a few years back and have never had fixed. So here it is, as well as the rest of my face.