a sixty fourth cartoon...'the sport'

My name is Donnie.  I live in East Anglia.  I have a made-up friend called John.  I own a ride-on lawnmower.  And I used to have a job as a greens-keeper at the municipal golf course.  The club professional who fired me is now in prison for beating his wife.  This is a picture of my ideal wife.  She isn't my wife, of course.  But if she was I'd take her out somewhere nice.