a ninety third new poem ... 'tim peake: brand ambassador'

Tim Peake is the latest brand ambassador ...

For Rover, Clover,

The white cliffs of Dover,

British Steel, jellied eels,

Village greens, slot machines,

Margate, Harrogate and Milton Keynes;

The Queen Mother, Sporty Spice

Timpson Shoe Care, Fisher Price,

Shearer/Sutton, as well as the RNLI,

And on the ISS just yesterday he
Was filmed munching on a
Melton Mowbray pork n' pickle pie
(The crumbs went everywhere).