a sixteenth new poem...'grand designs'

Kim had a house built,
From sustainable materials –
Cardboard, hard cheese, banana
Bread, and so on.
Kevin McCloud filmed
Construction for National
TV. At the end of it

All, Kim was satisfied,
As was Kevin.
But neighbours
Hated the place, called
The thing a ‘dog’s
Breakfast’, and Kim
‘Cunt face’.