Monday 8 September 2014

a fifth new poem...'holy shit'

Elisa did something very bad at
Her little brother’s christening.
While none of her relatives in
The assembled congregation were
Looking, she pooed in the pulpit.
This small detail remained undiscovered
Until Sunday morning, before Mattins.
Her little brother, incidentally, was
Christened Lindsay after the
Fleetwood Mac guitarist, both
Parents had a thing for.

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