a fifth new reflection...'diana memorial playground'

(from the Daily Mail letters page)

Dear Sir:

I went to the Diana Memorial Playground last week in Kensington Gardens, Kensington, with my THREE YEAR OLD, and was disgusted to see so many toddlers not even fresh out of nappies clambering all over her remains. Where has RESPECT  disappeared to in our society? Not to mention good old traditional BRITISH VALUES!  I was so appalled, defiled and dirtied I had to trek across Hyde Park and bathe in the sacred, healing waters of the Diana Memorial Fountain to feel right again.  My three year old, by the way, was baptised there (the Diana Memorial Fountain).

Diana was a shining beacon of light in otherwise dark times for Britain.  When she died I cried and cried and cried (and cried). I also stopped believing in God.

Diana was the reincarnation of Boadecia and Florence Nightingale made flesh. We still have the Queen – Amen – but when she goes how are we going to cope? Paedophiles will give Cliff Richard diabetes, Chavs will start mating with hard-working families, Gypsies will ruin our mortgages and the Euro will rip the face off the Great British countryside.

And what about government when both Diana and Queen Elizabeth are DEAD? Where will our leadership come from? How will we manage on the international stage? Will there be more FILTH on television? Will the BBC make our daughters impotent? And we have to ask ourselves now (especially in view of my recent visit to the Diana Memorial Playground) are loony left TEACHERS dumbing-down our children?

What the crux of this letter BOILS down to is that there are so many BIG questions that the UK Independence Party will have to address when it gets into government next May (so long as Labour hasn’t infected the silent majority with cancer and they do something daft with their vote).

While it is evident to any hard-working, honest, decent Anglo-Saxon, British citizen that gay marriage could trigger THE END OF THE HUMAN RACE in perhaps twenty years, and that the French are obviously responsible for our recent spate of HORRENDOUS WEATHER (our worst since records began), the key issue on the agenda for Farage (and no it isn’t all that yellow bellied baloney about ‘mental health’, and ‘depression’ – which exists to the same degree as climate change, i.e. not at all) should be Princess Diana’s legacy: No one wants cyclists or Muslims destroying her name any further.

Yours,

Edward Andrew Thomas Balls.