Tweedle Dum
Was also Tweedle Dee
Was also Tweedle Dum -
You see
No jolly grapes
Could tell the
difference.
Both had:
Two good hands
At the end of
Two good arms;
Both could run fast
Like the Underwoods
Last
Two whole halves
Chasing an out of shape
football.
Both had
Sports Science
degrees
Bad
Brains between
Two good legs,
Explosive kegs
Was what Coach said.
Coach was 'big daddy',
And still he
struggled
To tell them apart
For he never read
Or took to heart
At any stage
During his formative
time at Loughborough
University
(Or an other sportive
institute,
Delete as appropriate)
The complete works of
Lewis Carroll.
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