a fifty seventh new poem ... 'PMQs'

Less loony-left politics, more photo opps,

Astride a Trident Missile, in a field of GM crops?

Sleeves rolled up, pint of ale on one's head?

Brown nosing with George, George and Jeb?

Less loony-left politics, more Twitter pics,

Coddle a Sun model, safe hands over tits?

Play balalaika outside the Kremlin, Russia?

Have a bloody ball while the rest of y'all suffer?

So, less loony-left politics and more FB snaps

Less about NHS health care plans, how on earth you fill the gaps;

Less trash talking Murdoch, Dacre and the gutter press, and please

Forget the riff-raff, since one couldn’t care less.