Friday 4 July 2014

a one hundred and forty first poem...'dress code for public bar'

No summer wear, no flip-flops
No cricket pads, no tank tops;
No gun holsters, no sheaths*,
No balding men, no bee hive hair dos ...
No brown shirts, no Nazi regalia
No Woodstock inspired paraphernalia;
No jolly grapes, no common folk,
No smiling, and absolutely no jokes ...
No punk rock, no safety pins,
No ankles, cankles, no shins;
No roll-up trousers, facial hair,
No woolen swimsuits, NO SUMMER WEAR!!

* condoms available to purchase in restrooms

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