Less loony-left politics, more photo opps,
Astride a Trident Missile, in a field of GM crops?
Sleeves rolled up, pint of ale on one's head?
Brown nosing with George, George and Jeb?
Less loony-left politics, more Twitter pics,
Coddle a Sun model,
safe hands over tits?
Play balalaika outside the Kremlin, Russia?
Have a bloody ball while the rest of y'all suffer?
So, less loony-left politics and more FB snaps
Less about NHS health care plans, how on earth you fill the gaps;
Less trash talking Murdoch, Dacre and the gutter press, and please
Forget the riff-raff, since one couldn’t care
less.